I have lesbiansex with my stepmom for the first time

Yeah, that's what I want. I'm like, "Dude, can we shave off, like, two inches of that shit?"

Can I ask you a question?

Excuse me, sweetie?

Can I help you with?

You know where your neighbors are right there? I just flew in and I was supposed to come stay with them for a couple of hours.