Tattooed young perp caught and barebacked hard as punishment

Being bad, sir? No, I mean, I got a speeding ticket once, but I was running late to class.

I mean, the kind of bad that makes me want to pretend that I didn't find anything

in an innocent country boy's room.

I'm not sure what you mean, sir.

My partner is outside keeping an eye out for your roommate, and anyone else that is,