Fuck me!!!

There is a moment in every person's life when they have to make the choice between what is easy and what is right.

I've done the right thing my entire life and lived an uneventful, lackluster existence for it up until tonight.

I've always longed for the kind of instant gratification that our culture sells us every day in advertising and television commercials.

For once, I wanted to be someone important, to get the girl, to be admired,

which is how I ended up on my knees with the devil's dick in my mouth awaiting eternal damnation.