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He's the head of the UN Security Committee, which means?

He's the one that hands out white flags whenever Russia invades a new country.

No. It means he's the one in control of the absurdly lucrative contract which we lose every year to the Collective.

Oh, do you mean the Collective of Unified Neoliberal Transitional Spies?

Those guys are a bunch of cunts.