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traveling salesman on the train. He wasn't young, so he wore a toupee to more or less help him on his sales,

'cause it's important to look youthful and business. As it happened, as he got into the upper berth, his toupee slipped off,

and his fate would have it fell into the lower berth. He didn't want to raise a fuss and call the porter,

so he figured he could just reach down there and get it, and he's reaching around down there,

in the lower berth, reaching, all of a sudden he hears somebody in a feminine voice, "Oh! Oh! Oh, that's it! Oh! Oh! That's it!"