A Blonde in Black Stockings Instructs Her Girlfriend on How to Give Her an Orgasm

Hello! Hello. Nice to meet you. Who are you?

I'm Lady Massey. Lady Massey? Yes. Ah, so I presume you've come here for a coat of arms?

I have, yes. I need a coat of arms because I've just been given my title.

Just been given your title? How exciting! I know.

Oh, excellent. Well, let me have a little think here. What kind of things are you into, Lady Massey?